{"id":490,"date":"2014-07-29T22:10:48","date_gmt":"2014-07-29T22:10:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.torquesense.com\/blog\/?p=490"},"modified":"2014-07-29T22:31:44","modified_gmt":"2014-07-29T22:31:44","slug":"the-beast-of-clough-lane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torquesense.com\/blog\/the-beast-of-clough-lane\/","title":{"rendered":"The Beast of Clough Lane"},"content":{"rendered":"

As the weather has improved our Thursday night excursions have become more regular and the title “No Excuses Thursday” is beginning to have some meaning\u00a0once again. We have added\u00a0a couple of\u00a0new members in recent weeks and lost a regular as well. We’ve explored new trails with intimidating names like “Wide Bar Death” and seen some of the beasts that inhabit the moors at dusk.<\/p>\n

\"Stags<\/a>

Stags on Blackamoor<\/p><\/div>\n

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I also had my first big off in nearly a year descending Clough Lane. I completely misjudge the corner at the end and ploughed straight into a dry stone wall at 30 mph. I can only liken it to the helplessness of falling nightmares I’ve had where the ground hurtles towards your face\u00a0and you wake at the moment\u00a0of impact. I had just enough time to think, I’m going to wake up in hospital… the wife is going to kill me… before BANG!<\/p>\n

\"Mashed<\/a>

Mashed fingers<\/p><\/div>\n

Chadders was closer enough to see me somersault over the\u00a04 foot wall and leave my bike casually resting against it like a country gent. I’m told it was spectacular. Miraculously the bike was unscathed and I got away with three severely mashed fingers on my right hand where they had been caught between the brake lever and the stone. I say “got away with” as I broke no bones and had to ask Chadders to check if my throbbing left ear was still attached, happily it was. Given the severity of the crash I was very lucky, 30mph to 0 in 1.5 seconds I’m told equates to pulling a couple of G.<\/p>\n

\"30mph<\/a>

30mph to 0 in 1.5 seconds<\/p><\/div>\n

It was on Clough Lane that the second notable event of the past few weeks occurred. As we took our post pub route down the hill we saw a car parked at the top of Clough lane. The owner of the vehicle and his companion were very surprised to have their privacy lit\u00a0up by four consequtive, high powered head torches. As the last in the procession I caught a good look at the pair; a bald, panicky chap and the second, an imposing figure with all the features of a women, long hair, heels and skirt. “Her” height and stature aroused suspicion in all of us and after a brief discussion at the bottom of the hill we all concluded\u00a0that rather than a giant ugly women with bad hair this was in fact a man dressed as a giant\u00a0ugly woman in a wig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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